The Downfall of Jenny Talia

Jenny Talia (pictured above) looking disheveled after her public humiliation 

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Infamous singer-songwriter Jenny Talia has struck rock-bottom recently, after backlash and lack of interest, caused her to spiral down into a dark hole. 

Jenny Talia (Originally Jimmy Talia) rose to partial stardom after the release of her beloved single "Quesadilla". Things would quickly take a sharp turn for Jenny in the eyes of the public as her antics out in public as of late caused her latest single "Virgo" to flop tremendously.

Miss Talia's downfall would begin on the night of the Miss Sandy Shores Pageant where Jenny would take the stage to showcase her passion for singing. Jenny performed her song Virgo to a lukewarm reception from the crowd. The crowd sat in silence as Jenny gyrated on the dirt floor beneath her. One audience member told LSN "She doesn't 'rap' she 'rhymes', she just puts words together and hopes for the best" another told us "She can't even find the beat in order to catch up to it". Jenny feels that she may have won the crowd back over once she started picking up the pace at the end of her rap, but at that point it was already too late. Once the finalists were announced, Jenny not being one of them, she completely flipped, yelling "I feel betrayed, This is so rigged! Mckinnleneigh shouldn't even be in the top three, her talent sucked! This is favoritism". Mckinnleneigh Nessavarmens finished in third place, respectively. Miss Nessavarmens was livid at the results and began running people over on a motorcycle.  Jenny took matters into her own hands and chased after Mckinnleneigh, tackling her, beating her and calling her horrific names as a consequence. Mckinnleneigh told Jenny that she did not even know her name, to which her wife, Beatrice, ran in to save the day and beat Jenny up, leaving Jenny needing 14 stitches.

A few days after the Pageant incident, Jenny foolishly decided that she would like to host Jenny's Pool Party, an event where people would come to a hotel pool that Jenny rented out and hang out. Jenny attempted to hire entertainers for the event, to which they all declined, stating that they had busy schedules, despite Jenny seeing them partying elsewhere that same day. Jenny could not even acquire a security guard because they just could not be bothered. Jenny claims that her record label, Rockford Records, was mistreating her and not pushing to promote Jenny's Pool Party as much as they push other performer's events.  Rockford told Jenny that there are "too many events going on currently" but Jenny feels as if she should be a priority.

Jenny Talia acting as security for her own event

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Jenny decided she would then take to the stage and star in Nancy's Next Top Model, a show hosted by Nancy Landgraab wherein she hunts to find the next top model for her modelling agency Nancy's Angels. When it was Jenny's turn to stand before Nancy and show her what she has to offer, Nancy told Jenny to "get on all fours and bark". After obeying Nancy's orders Jenny was then told to 'get on her knees and make a noise as if she was eating a quesadilla' [Of course, in reference to Jenny's song Quesadilla]. In a room full of more than 40 people, Jenny claims that she was humiliated. Everyone, including Nancy, laughed in Jenny's face as she was still on her knees, on the brink of tears. As judging time came, not a single person, of the 40 which were in the room, voted for Jenny to progress further into the competition. Jenny, outraged, told Nancy that 'Mckinnleneigh is better than her' and that she 'Does not give a fuck'.

Jenny Talia on the set of Nancy's Next Top Model

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We, here at LSN, hope that Jenny takes some time off to clear her head, get better mentally and make good music. There is no confirmation as to whether or not Jenny Talia is using any illicit substances as of right now.