Help Find Happy
BREAKING NEWS! News has hit the LackinSeamenNews headquarters that Happy Harris is reported missing! This news has shaken the company to its core. Angela Harris, Happy’s mother, has reached out to LSN for help to find, and bring home, her daughter. “I am Happy’s wonderful mother, despite what she says about me! I usually don’t give a rat’s sh*t about where she is, but when I caught word of her not showing up to her own party I knew somethin’ was up!” Happy Harris, on 09/10, was supposed to have her first sorority event. But when the time came and all the guests had shown up, Happy was nowhere to be seen. The guests were shocked to see Happy wasn’t attending her own party and speculated something was up. Guests were calling her cell phone and knocking on the house doors but received no answer from Happy. LSN, while interviewing Ms. Angela Harris, asked if she had any theories on where Happy is, or what happened, “I know for a FACT that heinous “girl” St. Dior has it out for Happy! There...
